rochalízo

[spydey]

meme

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[allyship]

Ah, right. Spike, or something like that.

[spydey]

Spike...

[ she's thinking about the profiles. ]

The man with the boy band haircut? His skills said murder and torture.

[allyship]

[what the fuck is a boy band haircut]

Yes, that one. I will judge him on his current actions, rather than his past ones—however, the fact remains that he is insufferable and doesn't care for me, and therefore us staying in the same room seems detrimental.

[spydey]

Mm, says a lot about you as well.

[ she looks him over. ]

You're... the one with the name...

[allyship]

... Is that all anyone associates with me?

[spydey]

It leaves quite the impression. Like how the torture did for the other guy.

[allyship]

Don't equate my name to being skilled in torture!

[spydey]

[ she just laughs. ]

You're funny. Rochalízo is fine?

[allyship]

Hmph! Yes, that will do.

[spydey]

I'm sure if you ask around a bleeding heart might let you into their room.

[allyship]

... I do not care to receive free charity.

[spydey]

Then offer something in return for it. Then it's not free anymore.

[allyship]

... Well, in any case, this isn't exactly the sort of situation where you casually walk up to someone requesting access to their room. It should be easy enough to find another place, at least—it's not as if there's anywhere in this place that's the epitome of comfort.

[though admittedly there was a time not long ago rochalizo probably would've had fewer qualms about imposing.]

[spydey]

Oh, I think no matter where you go it will look like shit.

[ she pats the wall. ]

I hope everyone for their tetanus shot.

[allyship]

... Their what?

[spydey]

[ I See. ]

Just... stay away from rusty metal.

[allyship]

I know that much.

[spydey]

That's what you get the tetanus shot for. So you don't get all...

[ a vague gesture ]

Lockjaw-y.

[allyship]

... How does getting shot help?

[spydey]

Oh, it's not like with a bullet.

[ she pokes him with a finger. ]

They jab you with a needle like this.

[allyship]

And what does that accomplish?

[he seems to be genuinely curious now.]

[spydey]

Ah... have you heard of vaccines? They are meant to help protect you from certain illnesses. The tetanus shot protects you from. Uh. Tetanus.

[ a lesson in vaccines during the times of covid ]

[allyship]

[i'm crying

anyway truly don't know where to fit vaccines in his canon's technological level so who can say]

Oh! How exactly does it work? I'd like to take this knowledge back with me.

[spydey]

I think it depends on the type? But typically, you introduce a harmless type of the disease you are trying to fight and you make your body... strong? Against it.

Like exposure therapy.

[allyship]

I see. Fascinating...

[he's going to take out his pencil or pen or whatever they have to write those bottle messages and going to try writing this down on the back of one of his coupons.]