rochalízo

[spydey]

meme

Comments

[spydey]

That's what you get the tetanus shot for. So you don't get all...

[ a vague gesture ]

Lockjaw-y.

[allyship]

... How does getting shot help?

[spydey]

Oh, it's not like with a bullet.

[ she pokes him with a finger. ]

They jab you with a needle like this.

[allyship]

And what does that accomplish?

[he seems to be genuinely curious now.]

[spydey]

Ah... have you heard of vaccines? They are meant to help protect you from certain illnesses. The tetanus shot protects you from. Uh. Tetanus.

[ a lesson in vaccines during the times of covid ]

[allyship]

[i'm crying

anyway truly don't know where to fit vaccines in his canon's technological level so who can say]

Oh! How exactly does it work? I'd like to take this knowledge back with me.

[spydey]

I think it depends on the type? But typically, you introduce a harmless type of the disease you are trying to fight and you make your body... strong? Against it.

Like exposure therapy.

[allyship]

I see. Fascinating...

[he's going to take out his pencil or pen or whatever they have to write those bottle messages and going to try writing this down on the back of one of his coupons.]

[spydey]

[ i hate this. she's just giving him a lesson on vaccine now then.

i wasn't expecting this thread to go here but here we are. ]

[allyship]

[thanks yelena for advancing the medical technology of his country he is taking notes]

[spydey]

[ stupid!!!!

but after a detailed lesson that anyone who might walk in on it would find incredibly boring. ]

Hopefully that will help?

[allyship]

[he nods like a nerd]

I will bring this knowledge back to Amonlogia with me! Your assistance is most appreciated.

[spydey]

No problem. I am happy to help... Amonlogia.

[ whatever that is ]

[allyship]

You don't have to sound so uncertain about it.

[spydey]

I do not know what it is.

[allyship]

Shall I educate you, then?

[spydey]

Oh, sure. I'm always down for a lesson.

[allyship]

[me, internally, going fuck]

It is a land located on the Sea of Sand, within the United Kingdom of Suidelasia. Our ensign can easily be recognized as a blue hourglass, as an acknowledgment of the technology that made us prosperous.

Many ships pass through, making us a hub for trade...

[i don't know that much about this country damn but pretend he talks more]

[spydey]

[ unfortunately she is

listening to it all

rip ]