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[spydey]

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[spydey]

[ this proud twink............ ]

So, what kind of gun is it?

[allyship]

[he's a patriotic twink especially because he's fuckin useless withotu the gun]

It utilizes hourglass technology and apolithoma to fire. Of course, the specific details are a national secret.

[spydey]

I believe we are most likely from different worlds, so does it still have to be a national secret?

[allyship]

[he thinks about this.]

... The most I can say on the matter is that it uses the power inherent in the sands of our home.

[spydey]

So if you're not there, then it might not be usable later?

[ because he said he wasn't sure if he'll have charges for it.

there's a pause, and she digs into her pocket and pulls out one of these. ]

A fair trade then. This is my weapon.

[allyship]

... Well, not quite. I'll see about making arrangements—if anything happens to me, it'd be a waste for the gun to be discarded.

[he squints.]

What is that supposed to be?

[spydey]

A baton.

[ she clicks something, and its length expands to be much longer. ]

Very useful.

[allyship]

[ohhhhhh]

And you... hit people with it?

[spydey]

[ she twirls it in her hand. ]

Yup. Or do extreme gymnastics, I guess.

[allyship]

You do boast rather impressive physical capabilities.

[spydey]

I was very into sports growing up. My parents were all about getting a good scholarship.

[ ... ]

I do not know if that is a thing in other places.

[allyship]

[blank stare

so, no.]

[spydey]

It means you get something for free that is normally very expensive, because you were good at doing things. Typically for schooling.

[allyship]

Ah, I see. To encourage bright and aspiring talents?

[spydey]

Pretty much. Especially where I'm from, in America.

[ she says with a thick russian accent but she knows he won't be able to call her out on it ]